Wife Vs Gun

Tenth Reason 

You can trade an old .44 for a new .22

Ninth Reason

You can keep one gun at home and have another for when.... you're on the road.

 

Eighth reason

If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will   probably let you try it out a few times.

 

Seventh reason

Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

 

Sixth reason

Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

Fifth reason

A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

Fourth reason

Guns function normally every day of the month.

 

Third reason

A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

 

Second reason

A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

  

first and the most compelling reason is

        You can buy a silencer for a Gun